Today I had a dream that was weird as hell, I had a dream that someone I knew fucked a chick and was too "sleepy" to realize that the chick he was fuckin wasn't their significant other. I kinda got the impression that because the guy was too sleepy to realize the different girl that he also didn't remember to wear a condom or to pull out. I'm not gonna mention anything to him because I figure its just a dream and since I'm writing about it maybe it won't come true. So for all guys that read this, please pull out and make sure the girl is yours, lol. Anyway, after I woke up I laid in bed just thinkin bout the dream and WAM! Out of nowhere I remember that I didn't pay my car insurance.
I immediately call Progressive and they confirmed that my car insurance was canceled as of the 13th. I gotta pay them $213.00 in order to get it back and I only have $120.00 in my acct. I called my mom to see if she could send me some money and she didn't answer the phone. I then call Progressive back to see if I can have a grace period because I get paid this week. They told me no and said my grace period was when I didn't pay them when it was due. I asked if there was a minimum amount to pay instead of the full balance and they told me no. Geez, this is like one of the reasons why I want a man in my life. If somethin like this would happen I would call up my boo and say, "baby I am so sorry to ask you this but can you please lend me $100? I forgot to pay my car insurance and you know I can't drive to work unless I have that." Then he would say, "Girl....you know me better than that, you can have whateva you like as long as you do one thing." "Aww you are so sweet, what's that baby"? "As long as you "Kiss Me Thru the Phone"" LMAO!!!!
I'm sorry, you gotta have some humor to this or else you'll always be down over unexpected shit. So I then call my sister and tell her about my car insurance with full details. I told her I paid for Summer's Daycare last night and how on Monday I had to get 4 brand new tires along with an alignment from the dealership. I told her I only have $120 and I only need $100 and that I would pay her back and that I called ma and she didn't answer. She tells me she'll do and I asked her when and she said sometime today. So then I explain to her the significance of getting this done before 10a.m. case I gotta drive to work and need to be on the highway by then. So she said ok and says, "Merry Christmas." FUCK!!! My Christmas gift is her paying my car insurance? I'm grateful but....I kinda wanted to be able to show off what I got for Christmas.
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That "kiss me through the phone" part had me weak. I think you're the reason I like that song now. Thanks for making me an even bigger fan of a ringtone rapper, April. I really needed that in my life. lol
Sorry, that's funnie but u right it does suck! Now as far as the sleepy dude with the different girl,what about the girl and how she feels knowing that dude wasn't coherent and now that he is he ain't diggin her! Talk about Beer Goggles! LOL
Jaycee
PS A Lady should make sure she's got condoms to make sure she's protected. Don't count or trust the dude!
Girl, my xmas gift was that $500 my stepdad gave me towards fixing my car. And that's my gift from both Mommie AND Alex...so don't feel bad because I don't!
I'm getting my effin car fixed! I'd rather it be a xmas gift, then for me to have to pay them back LOL!
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