Nigga Please! (You Not Getting The Ass)

I had a friend that use to always be there for me if I seriously needed help but lately he been acting like a hater. I felt compelled to write something about him and his shady actions towards me but in the process I realized that he not the only guy I know that been "sideline hating." Which caused me to think about some of the other guys I encountered since I started to play the tricky Game of Love. I remember a time when I was optimistic and carefree about this game and of course I lost almost every time. So now I decided to sit back and figure out how others are successful and figure out what I'm doing wrong. So during my time of reflection I ran into a few people that showed me how easy it is to win the game. First thing I have to do is stay away from these hoes: The Hater, The Scuba Diver, The Superstar, and The Recruiter.

The Hater- This the nigga that try to be with you until you make a point that it ain't gonna happen. Then when he does move on to another chick he starts the hating. Like I mentioned earlier I have a friend that started to act a lil salty towards me recently. Now I will say I never strung him along and I never gave him the impression that me and him would have ever been talking because he wasn't my type. Even after he ask about me and him possibly dating I told him that I see him only as a friend and he said he respected what I said and that was that, we were still friends. A few months ago on Facebook I noticed that there were times that he would leave a comment to a status and I couldn't tell whether or not he was kidding or seriously trying to criticize me. Finally after a few mean comments I looked on his page and saw that he was in a relationship. That's when I came to the conclusion that he changed cause he think cause he got a girl that he can say and do whateva he want. Even as I write this I still hold back what I could and should say about him but I won't do him like he did me out of memory of our former friendship. However this is the last time I'll bite my tongue when it comes to him. Next time he say something out of line Old April will come back with a vengeance.

The Scuba Diver- Aight let me add a little disclaimer for this one because I don't want any females to get mad at me cause their boo read this and misinterpret what I was saying, lol. **MEN, BOYS, AND ALL THIS APPLIES TOWARDS PLEASE DO NOT THINK THAT ALL OR MOST FEMALES THINK OR FEEL THE WAY THAT I DO ABOUT HEAD, ITS JUST ME** Ok now that I said that time for my announcement: I DO NOT LIKE HEAD!!!! I know this is the day and age where head is more socially acceptable and I'm not knocking anybody that has a fetish for giving head. If I have a bf that wants to do that to me I'll always try to stop him though but if he insists then I'll let him do what he wants......I just try to enjoy it but I never really do. Now if the person trying to go down on me is not a bf and we're not even on real talking terms then I really fight to make him not do that to me. If he still insists on doing that then he is automatically a Scuba Diver. This is the guy that will go down even in uncharted waters in hopes of getting some pussy. That's so gross seeing a guy try to go down because in my mind I think,"OMG how many other girls has he done that to."

The Superstar- This is the guy that has a million and one friends and most or all of them happen to be females. He's popular because he has some type of talent that can attract the masses. Problem is they can't keep their talent to themselves and have to share it with the world, literally. In my opinion condoms are created for these people because like any well known celebrity, bitches are on their dick 24/7. They have a girlfriend but it still doesn't stop them from spending time with their fans so they won't lose their popularity. A couple people come in mind when I think about "Superstar" but there's no need in going into further details, they get enough recognition anyway.

The Recruiter-If you ever tried to look up info about joining the Army then you might get hit up by the Navy, Marines, Air Force, National Guard, or Coast Guard also. The Recruiter is the guy that will try to get you to be on his team but if you don't join then he'll try to get you to join another team. Just because you might not be interested in him doesn't mean that you won't like his friend. A few years ago this guy tried to talk to me and I had no interest in him whatsoever, he just wasn't my type, but I still replied to his texts. Besides him not being my type he gave me the feeling that he was a hoe trying to get some from me. So one day I decided to do some investigating because he was trying too hard and I was getting annoyed by the constant texts from somebody of no significance. I look on his Myspace and it said "In a Relationship" so when he text me again I said, "I don't think your girlfriend would like that." He never text me again after that lol. So 2 years later I see a dude that happens to be really cute and I tried to get some info on him and I found out that he was cool with the hoe. I should have known better but like I said earlier, I was optimistic. So the hoe introduce me to the cute guy and me and him exchange numbers. After a few texts I realize that the cute guy was a whore and I told him not to contact me again. Now a few months after that the hoe tried to introduce me to someone else. This time the dude he introduced me to was not cute and not my type so I just said, "hi." and walked away. The ugly dude kept going out of his way to talk to me, tell me about himself and etc. He later asked for my number and me being polite I gave him my number just because he didn't give me the impression he was trying to get at me. So a month or two after we exchanged numbers he decided to become a hoe and call me at 1am (booty call hours). Then when I didn't answer he decides to text me a smiley face umm.....unless he was Trey Songz, trying to contact me with a smiley face at 1am was a major no, no. I never spoke to him again after that bullshit. Now the hoe which we should all know is a Recruiter was trying to get at me again. I reminded him about his failed attempts when not only him but his boys tried me and all he did was just played dumb. Then I told him that me and him won't be going out on any dates and etc and I haven't heard back from him. I hope he that's the last I hear from him but then again he is a recruiter so I probably will have to do something drastic just to be left alone for good.

Love is a tricky thing and until I meet a worthy opponent to play with I'm just gonna sit and watch everyone else deal with their own games.